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键盘侠|休斯敦人称掉链子之城!谢泼德就是湖人的废物点心

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[赛后帖]🏀12秒6分惊天逆转 湖人加时胜火箭夺赛点 老詹29+13 申京33+16

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湖人(3-0):詹姆斯29分13板6助3断、八村塁22分4板2助、斯玛特21分4板10助5断2帽、肯纳德14分6板6助、海斯12分4板2帽、范德比尔特5分6板1助、布朗尼5分、艾顿2分6板2助、拉拉维亚2分2板1助。

火箭(0-3):申京33分16板6助3断、阿门26分11板4助3断3帽、史密斯24分6板1助、谢泼德17分4板7助3断2帽、伊森5分4板2助4断、卡佩拉2分2板1助、泰特1分1板、芬尼-史密斯4板、奥科吉1板。

[–]JazzRedShellKoopa 2761 points 5 hours ago

Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off again

爵士球迷:看来火箭队又被打飞了

[–]meowscarada-sylveon 521 points 5 hours ago

Team Rocket are way more likable than this Houston team.

球迷:宠物小精灵里的火箭队可比这支休斯敦火箭队讨喜多了。

[–]SupersonicsHelloMyLoveGoodbye 4420 points 5 hours ago

Bronny outscored the entire Houston bench 5-3.

LET THAT SINK IN!

超音速球迷:布朗尼以 5-3 的得分超过了整个休斯敦替补席。好好琢磨琢磨吧!

[–]Mdgt_Pope 658 points 5 hours ago

LeBron +0

Bronny +4

球迷:

正负值

勒布朗 +0

布朗尼 +4

[–]LakersYash_We_Can 404 points 5 hours ago

Lebron “Bronny “Lebron” James” James

湖人球迷:勒布朗 -“布朗尼 -‘勒布朗’- 詹姆斯”- 詹姆斯

[–]Minneapolis LakersHyderabadi__Biryani 437 points 5 hours ago

Now THAT is a stat!

湖人球迷:这才叫数据!

[–]Lakersxcore21z 1031 points 5 hours ago

湖人球迷:谁能想到湖人会是首轮第一支 3-0 领先的球队

[–]sevaiper 405 points 4 hours ago

JJ is a really good coach

球迷:JJ(雷迪克)真是个好教练

[–]Kingsfiasgoat 947 points 5 hours ago

One of the funniest series ever lol

国王球迷:史上最搞笑的系列赛之一,哈哈哈

[–]CavaliersMe_is_Nate 715 points 5 hours ago

Houston we have many problems

骑士球迷:休斯敦,我们有很多麻烦

[–]simon2105 3472 points 5 hours ago

Marcus Genius—— you are here

Marcus Smart

Marcus Dumb

球迷:马库斯・天才 ——你在这里

马库斯・聪明(斯马特)

马库斯・愚蠢

[–]RaptorsMaNamWumbo 576 points 5 hours ago

Comment so good had to copy it over from the other thread

猛龙球迷:评论太精彩了,不得不从另一个帖子复制过来

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 760 points 5 hours ago

Props to Marcus Smart. He left his imprint all over this game.

快船球迷:向马库斯・斯马特致敬。他在这场比赛中留下了自己的印记。

[–]WestAvailable_Story6774 644 points 5 hours ago

3 best players in these playoffs so far:

41 year old Bron

Marcus Smart

CJ McCollum

西部球迷:

目前为止季后赛表现最好的 3 名球员:

41 岁的勒布朗

马库斯・斯马特

CJ・麦科勒姆

[–]NBAEarthWarping 2373 points 5 hours ago

One of the worst playoff chokes ever considering context and their situation.

NBA 球迷:考虑到背景和他们所处的局势,这是季后赛史上最糟糕的掉链子之一。

[–]Australia-DesertMoon 645 points 5 hours ago

Up 6 with the ball, under 30 seconds left, and they find a way to lose, crazy stuff

澳大利亚球迷:领先 6 分且握有球权,时间还剩不到 30 秒,他们竟然还能输掉比赛,太疯狂了

[–]LakersMohnJarston 765 points 5 hours ago

I legitimately had the remote in my hand getting ready to turn off the TV right as Smart got the steal. Great win by the Lakers, but agreed: Choke City, USA

湖人球迷:当斯马特完成抢断时,我真的把遥控器拿在手里准备关电视了。湖人赢得漂亮,但我也同意:这里是美国掉链子之城。

[–]Lakersb1indsamurai 2887 points 5 hours ago

I just got out of thai prison, is marcus smart the best player in the nba?

湖人球迷:我刚从泰国监狱放出来,马库斯・斯马特是 NBA 最强球员吗?

[–]Plastic_Blood1782 612 points 5 hours ago

Top 10

球迷:前十

[–]ClippersJimmy0034 1021 points 5 hours ago

Lakers were seeing Reed Sheppard like food all night, Rui and Smart were going after him. It is hard to win nba series with that archetype when nba coaches got time to gameplan for a series.

快船球迷:湖人整晚都把谢泼德当成了废物点心,八村垒和斯马特都在盯着他打。当 NBA 教练有时间为一轮系列赛制定战术时,你很难靠这种类型的球员赢下系列赛。

[–]HeatMySilverBurrito 601 points 5 hours ago

I love playoff guard mismatch hunting lmao

热火球迷:我太爱季后赛后卫错位单打了,笑死我了

[–]Celticsultrapan 1294 points 5 hours ago

Lebron is just collecting Celtics point guards to win with

Edit: So happy for Marcus. I think he got his confidence back.

凯尔特人球迷:勒布朗只不过是在收集凯尔特人控卫来赢球罢了

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceWalrusInMySheets 591 points 5 hours ago

Derrick White will join LeBron in Vegas in 4 years

湖人球迷:德里克・怀特 4 年后将在拉斯维加斯和勒布朗联手

[–]LakersExpensive-Salad-7828 1565 points 5 hours ago

Not even some of the most delusional fans of ours had this team going up 3-0 against the Rockets. Genuinely insane. Most of us playing with grit and hustle. Smart with huge game-saving plays. 41-year-old LeBron still getting it done. I'm so ready for Luka and AR to return next series

湖人球迷:连我们最狂热的死忠粉都没想过这支球队能 3-0 领先火箭。真的太疯狂了。我们大多数人都在拼搏和努力。斯马特做出了巨大的救命回合。41 岁的勒布朗依然能搞定一切。我已经准备好迎接卢卡和 AR(奥斯汀・里夫斯)在下一轮回归了

[–]Warriorsfamoustran 835 points 5 hours ago

Alperen Sengun is holding back tears. Amen Thompson is dejected at his locker. Jabari Smith Jr's face is in his hand. And Ime Udoka, often notoriously late for pre- and post-game press conferences, is making his rounds early. As he speaks, players are clearing the home locker room at Toyota Center. Reed Sheppard, relegated to a diminished role this season under Udoka, walks out of the building. Kevin Durant, who hasn't showed up in the playoffs at all, leaves while on his phone shortly after.

勇士球迷:阿尔佩伦・申京强忍着泪水。阿门・汤普森在更衣柜前神情沮丧。小贾巴里・史密斯单手捂脸。而向来在赛前赛后新闻发布会迟到的乌度卡,早早地开始了他的巡视。当他讲话时,球员们正在清理丰田中心的主队更衣室。本赛季在乌度卡手下戏份大减的谢泼德,走出了球馆。在季后赛彻底隐身的凯文・杜兰特,不久后也一边看着手机一边离开了。

[–]RaptorsKevinOwensGetsIt 1143 points 5 hours ago

Man Marcus Smart is such a fucking dawg. What an absolutely disgusting flop by Amen though lmfao, shit was embarrassing.

Reed Sheppards been fucking horrific man lol, he looks terrible.

猛龙球迷:伙计,马库斯・斯马特真是条硬汉。不过阿门的假摔真是恶心到家了,笑死我了,太丢人了。谢泼德表现得简直是灾难,哈哈哈,他看起来糟透了。

[–]Lakerswolf_cola_enjoyer 672 points 5 hours ago

Marcus Smart is a example of why people care so much about motor. half of his plays are him just being a machine and running

湖人球迷:马库斯・斯马特就是为什么人们如此看重比赛引擎(积极性)的完美例子。他有一半的回合都像机器一样不知疲倦地奔跑

[–]MavericksDesertedProject 824 points 5 hours ago

Lebron is 41, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

独行侠球迷:勒布朗已经 41 岁了,这种不讲理的统治不会持续太久了,谢天谢地

[–]Pistonsdizzymidget44 399 points 5 hours ago

“And The rockets will close this game out” With 25 seconds left the rockets had the ball and were up 6. With 13 seconds left the game was tied. And now they’re down 0-3. This is the shit KD be talking about. Down 0-3 to the lakers with no Austin or Luka

活塞球迷:“火箭队将收下这场比赛” 还剩 25 秒时火箭握有球权且领先 6 分。还剩 13 秒时比分被扳平。而现在他们 0-3 落后。这就是 KD 一直在说的那种破事。面对没有奥斯汀(里夫斯)和卢卡的湖人,竟然 0-3 落后。

[–]SloshaPacana 477 points 5 hours ago

Houston fans were shitting on Udoka for not playing Reed fucking Shepphard enough like he's Steph Curry

Bro is fucking ass holy shit he's been one of the worst players ive ever seen in this series i don't care that he hit that three at the end there, bullied by Smart, awful clutch turnover, can't do the only thing he's known for which is shoot

球迷:休斯敦球迷之前还在喷乌度卡不给谢泼德足够的出场时间,搞得他好像是斯蒂芬・库里一样。兄弟,他简直太烂了,我靠,他是我在这轮系列赛见过的最差的球员之一,我才不管他最后投进了那个三分,被斯马特军训,关键时刻致命失误,连他唯一拿手的投篮都做不到。

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